Dogs UnLeashed

Yawnnnn
Stretttccch
2 Legs is up and about
Tall 2 legs is out back making noise
the other 2 legs are gone
Magic's in the backyard
I'm going out front
I'll go lurk by the door
and wait for 2 Legs to open it

Here he comes

I'll just remind him to open the door
Out into the happy hunting grounds
No Tom's?
No Birds?
Whats going on?

There's the ProblemA nasty stinking goat smelling dog
and its not on a leash
hssssst
2 Legs won't let me have them if they're on a leash
but this ones alone and loose
obviously a menace
and heading for my yard
Looks just like Magic only a little smaller
Good thing Magic's in back
I could hack a hairball
just thinking about all that
butt sniffing if those 2 got together
Time to warn this Bone Brain off
It stops at the edge of the yard
Stupid dog's waiting for me to run
so he can chase me
Hey, Bone Brain
You can't chase a cat if it don't run
He's edging closer
I'm bowed up and hissing
He's confused
and
He's now in my yard
that means I can roll claws out
hehehehehe
come on, just a little bit more
GO!

Nothing like punk slapping a dog
to start the day,
hehehe
look at it run

ahhhh
now to wait for the birds to come down
and who knows
maybe one of the Tom's will have
a Stupid Attack
and enter My Domain
Come on little birdies
I'm just a big fuzzy rock

Rain

Time to get up
Stretch, Yawn
He's getting up too
When He goes to the kitchen
I'll go out and check on the pigeons
Magic's still asleep
Whole house to myself
I can't believe he got me
that crappy food
He Knows I only want Seafood
and thats not my brand
mine comes in boxes
not bags.
Crappy day already
I'll go kill breakfast

Hey, What's with the water falling?
No, Don't close the door
I'll just wait until You turn it off.
No, Leave it Open
Blast
Go Turn The Water Off
Like you do in the little room
It's getting wetter out there
How am I supposed to get
breakfast in this muck?
My Paws will get muddy,
Yuck.

I'm going back to the room
SulkI want Canned Food

The Water Stopped
at least he turned it off
but its still wet out
and the dry food sucks

He's going to the Kitchen
Hey, stop at the Fridge
Blast and Magic's up too

I'll slap Magic
and take his food
Do You See This?
I'm Eating DOG Food
Get me the Good Stuff

He Leaves
I'll slap Magic around while he's gone

that's too easy
I'll take a Nap

2 Legs is Back
He's got Bags
Canned?
Yes
and the right Dry
Score

Now, He's going out Front
I'd better guard him

all this is making me tired
time for some Purrishment
and a
Nap

Home Alone

He's Going Out
He Won't let me walk with him
that means he'll be gone awhile
all the other 2 legs are gone too
Home Alone With Magic
the Goat Smelling Dog
I'm going out front
He can stink up the backyard without me
Looks like a good day to Lurk
Under the Big Noisy
Maybe I'll get to chastise some
Stupid Tresspassing Tom's
The Birds are Out
but the little rats
are hiding in the trees
Up Where I can't go
(When the branches get wobbly, Time to jump down)

Nap

Nothing,
I don't here Magic
running in circles
and barking at clouds
He's asleep on the couch if he's quiet
That means the backyards clear,
I can go a lot higher in the Snack Oak

Slink on down the wall
ease up under the jacuzzi
up the trunk

TWEET TWEET TWEET
Blasted sparrows
little snitches

Hmmph

Ohh, a nest in the palm tree
2 Legs is gone
He'll never know

gotta move fast

Run, Leap, Claw, Climb
Up, Up, Up
Score
Pigeon Nest
Grab and Go
Jump Down to the Roof
On to the Fence
Into the Window

He Hates it when I leave Feathers
I'd better have lunch al fresco
out the backdoor
into the Laundry area
Chow

Nap Time

Back Out Front

He's Back!
Canned Food?

I follow him into the Room
Yeah, Canned

Now a quick cleaning
I'll Let Him Pet Me
and then a Nice
Nap on the Lap

Hey, He's getting the ooshy stuff
How Does He Know?
Blast, I gotta put up a token Struggle
But that does feel good
even if it tastes like crap

I can't help it
I'm addicted to Pigeons
I gotta quit going up those Palm Trees though
But
How Does He Always Know?

I was just helping

Listen to all the birds
stupid sparrow's
He's on the box
Maybe I'll just crash their
little tweet rave
Time to visit the Snack Oak
Down the wall
Under the Jacuzzi
around the back of the tree
Still
where's the lowest one?
gently, slowly coil
find the target
Lock on
Focus
wait til his wings are down
and its on one foot
Snatch
Run
Backdoor in
CRAP!
Here He comes Down the Hall
Stash it Behind the couch

Cleaning Myself
not a care in the world
Tweet

He doesn't notice
the backdoor and the windows are open
hehehehe
he thinks its outside
I'll deal with your "Tweet"
as soon as he goes back to the room
He's going
and
gone
Now, where were we?
Slinking under the couch
TWEET
It's not moving
C'mon, Your supposed to make this fun

"Fingus What are You Doing?"

Tweet, Tweet
Damn Sparrow just flew up to the curtain Rod
Busted
Look 2 Legs,
It Flew in, Lost
I'm Trying to help it find
the Backdoor before
Magic Squashes him
2 Legs can't reach him
He goes to make sure the back door is wide open

It tries to fly out
lands on the floor
pounce
whoa
even I can't fit back there
Blast

Patience
Patience

Hey! Where you going?
Little Bugger climbed on top of the couch when I wasn't looking
and flew out
Sneaky little feathered rodents
Well, as long as I'm here
I'll just check the menu againDinner's Playing to Hard to Get
Canned
Then Nappy
all this Pest Control
makes me Tired"Sweet Dreams of Pheasant"

Ear Drops & Cotton Balls

Ahh, He's at the Desk
Must not be anything Important
I'll Let Him give Me Some Purrishment
Don't want to Startle Him
Hop onto the Desk
I'll just Lay here on the Clicky thing
until he's done,
Oh, Look,
that was fast,
Ahhh, Purrishment
Hmmm, He's Holding me Pretty Hard
That was too Easy
Hey, What's In The Drawer?
If the Petting wasn't so good
I'd Jump Down
Too Late
He's Got Me Locked down
Blast
It's the ooshy stuff in the ear
Gotta struggle
(not too hard, it really does feel better)
Struggle
Ohhhh
the White Puffy's
that feels good
Okay
I guess I'll forgive him
But I still want Canned

Tweet Tweet

He's Still Asleep
I'll just jump out the window
and secure the yard
Slither down by the wall
(the Wall)
(just to stay in the shade)
under the old jacuzzi
I'll just lurk here for a bit.
I hear "tweet, tweet"
There's a nest up there,
2 Legs is Sleeping
I'll let him sleep and get my own breakfast.
Ease on out and around to the trunk of the Oak
climbing, stealthily
there it is
wait for it
wait for it
Pounce
Snatch
Run
Under the Roof
head for the backdoor
Uh, Oh
He's up and in the Kitchen
He's calling me
Just act natural
and keep walking
to the bedroom
Gently, let it out of the Mouth
it's fine
I'll just give it a minute to rest
Hor's d'hourves
are so much better
when calm
Uh Oh
I hear him coming down the hall
Just Lie Here on the Rug
Act Tired
He's got Food and he's at the desk
So Far So Good
(tweet)
He's Looking
Doesn't see anything Yet,
Shhh!
No Tweeting,
thats what got you into trouble in the first place
Tweet, Tweet
Blast He see's it
I'll just push it back behind the speaker
Nothing to See Here

What, No, Don't Get Up

Damn!
He Took it back Out

I'd Better Get Canned for This

Exploring in the Room

He's Up,
Moving around alot
what's with all the noise?
Hey, He's moving things.
What's he up to this time?
He's really wrecking the place,
crates everywhere.
Well, Might as well Help
I'll just look in all these new
and interesting places
and make sure there's nothing dangerous
under them.
Nope,
Nothing under there,
OOOHHHH Look
Wires
I'd better go help,
he never bats them right
this is a job for an expert.
Hey, What are you getting all flustered for?
I was getting them for you.
Ungrateful 2 Legs
Uh Oh
He's getting the hard fluffy stick
I hate that thing
I've never actually touched it
but it gives me Pigeon Mites
just thinking about it
back and forth
dust flying
ewww
Out the Window
I'll be back when He's through with it.

Here Little Pigeon
Here Little Pigeon
Come out and Play

I'd better check on 2 Legs
he might have forgotten about canned

the Sticks put away
He's still dragging crates around
I'll just jump down and show him where to put them.
HEY! I'm Down Here
I'd better ride in the crates
Books!
Always good for a Cheek Rub
Now, about Lunch
Canned?
Just a Little?
I need Nourishment
I've got alot of exploring to do when your through.
You could use some too,
Gotta Keep his strength up For Petting

It Worked
Canned

Nap Time
I'll Check it out when He's through.